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sssssssim:

arrow crack: firefly


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schmergo:

I am not good at confrontation. Unless it’s the song from Les Miserables called “Confrontation.” I am great at “Confrontation.”


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  • shrek one: BEST
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad
#mE

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  • Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
  • Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME

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dunflower:

SMALL VENUES 。◕ ‿ ◕。
GENERAL ADMISSION ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
BEING CLOSE TO THE STAGE ಥ‿ಥ
TOUCHING A BAND MEMBER (⊙_◎)


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bananaconverse:

so uh guys I did a thing

enjoy or something

(apologies for any mistakes, I worked them out by ear)


HOW DARE YOU HOAWDARE YOU AHOW DARE YOU DHOWDARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HYOHOWYODARE YOUOUYHUOHWHOHDAREYOU


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okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

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hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits